December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
cjfuckingsewers:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Reblog the shit out of this
Gonna play sims 3 till skyrim unzips
ok thx~~
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I just want you to come here and hold me so I can get through this.
Cool, so my mom wants me to "fit in"
She told me how much it would hurt her if I legally changed my name.
She said she wants me to fit in with societal norms more and not be an “outcast”.
She said I’m going through a phase.
Fuck. You.
yisuschuchita:
Please, be a pleasant day. Please.
Things that people from home need to understand:
MY FUCKING NAME IS KASCH
I wish Portland, Maine got as much recognition as...
mychemicalelizabeth:
goodolnyc:
I’m not in love with Portland,ME but whenever someone is talking about Portland I immediately jump to just that. Oregon needs to come the fuck down..or I just need to go there and see it for myself.
Oregon is not that cool, trust me. lol
Really, though? Whenever I tell people I’m from Portland they assume I’m talking about Portland, ME and then when I say...
Someone lay in bed and smoke a bowl with me
Texts from mom
Mom: I bought an african american santa.
Kasch: Diversity at its best.
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How teens and adults text
ll0che:
eateroftrees:
draggle:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
I don’t text, but I see this often enough online.
How about when adults scream...
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
wwiao:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
omfg…
ohok
Anonymous asked: what town was that picture taken? the one of maine?
Kasch: Anyone that breaks your heart, I'll punch in the face
Me: ....P!nk is hot.
Kasch: ..Yeah.
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